September, 15th, 2010

Murphie's law

   Don't you hate it when you get in your swimsuit, have sunblock and head down to the beach all ready for sun, and then it rains? This is example of stupid Murphie's law, this isn't an insult to anyone named Murphy, this is just a fact.
    Everyday I find my self cursing Murphy, for the one reason that he has a stupid law, that says, "If you wish for a motorcycle, you'll get the opposite which is a barbie." It's a cruel world out there and Murphies law doesn't make it much better. :(
    So remember, next time you want something, ask your parents, NOT Murphy.
                                                                                                                                       
                                                                                                                                       (Again, this is not meant to insult anyone named murphy).

September, 21st, 2010

Sibilings

   Don't you hate when your younger  brother(s) or sister(s), are being so annoying you want to runaway and join the circus? Or when your older sibilings tease you and yell at you to no end? I know I hate it when my younger brother won't shutup, and is constantly threatning to spit in my desert! And I've heard stories from a reliable source that, her older brother constantly yells at her, and enjoys giving her a knuckle sandwhitch. This is unfortunately the results of sibling rivaly, and any one who has a sibiling has experienced it, or have been guilty of treason. So my message to parents, is: treat oyur kids equally, and be like a judge (and blame every fight on the younger brother, haha). Not really, but seriously do your best to treat equally, and most important LISTEN!
    And my message to younger brothers: stop being annoying!!!! And that means you, E-Z!!!!!!!!!!

September, 28th/29th, 2010

"Friends"

   Don't you hate it when you have a good friend, and they decide to ditch you or are mean to you? Or when you have a good friend that you think, will be friends for life, and then they come to your house are a total jerk to you steal your book(which they already have same book!) and blame it all on you! Most of the time there are warning signs, like every time you see them they hurt your feeling, and make want to cry. I f you have a friend like that, then you need to stop being friends with them! Hopefully most of you are better at the whole making friends thing then Then I am and have some good friendships.
   But just one more thing: "Choose A: would you rather be a friendless loser, NOT B: or have tons of friends who secretly hate you." Which unfortunately "B" is the way most popular kids friendships are based it's sad. But hopefully you've chosen to try and find friends who will except you for who you are, and not judge you just for being an INDIVIDUAL!